A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.’

The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, ‘Sister, have you seen a soldier?’

The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’

After it the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said ‘I can’t thank you enough sister. You see I do not want to go to Afghanistan.’
The nun said, ‘I completely understand.’

The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rud, but you have a great pair of legs!’

The nun replied,  ‘If you had looked a little higher you would of seen a great pair of balls… I don’t want to go to aAfghanistan either!’